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1674-2 John LaGorce JOHN OLIVER LAGORCE ASSOCIATE EDITOR 1 cel ct#t�St l'.�7.�1Y. 'a-vij�tr C.l t . t,p WASHINGTON, D.C. November 18, 1920. Mr. Carl G. Fisher, Miami Beach, Florida. 1 Dear Carl: I am in receipt of your letter of November 12th, and am sorry to hear that you, are having internal, not to say intestinal, trouble at the well known Fisher ) boarding-house through unsatisfactory servants. I should like to notify you right now that if you don't have this trouble fixed up in short order, I'll give up my room in your establishment and move my things to Tank Number Twelve, The Aquarium, and bunk with the Angel Fish: Well, old thing, as usual you give me a laugh every time I hear from you, for who in the name of God ever heard of the Japanese Consul at Tokio, Japan: . Do you know the American consul at Indianapolis, or the Florida consul at Miami: If not, don't start to hunt for them because you could spend a life-time and at the end come as near finding them as you would the Japanese consul at Tokio. Be it known by these presents that Japanese consuls and American consuls are located outside of their own countries. However, take the pot, you educated son-of-a-gun; I sent your namesake, Frank Fisher, over to the Passport Division of the State Department and they looked through vainly for any passport issued to K. Nakimura, but they did have a record of five passports during the last several years issued to five different Nakmura' s, butin no instance was the first letter "K." So what I want you to do is to see if you can' t get his full name and the correct spelling; also, let me know just about when he sailed and if from San Fran- cisco. I have a dim recollection that Mayor Bill Smith at your request wrote him a letter certifying to his character, etcetera; and if I have that correct data I can send up to the Japanese Embassy and see if they have any record of him here. If that fails and I have his exact name the only other thing I can do is try to get track of him by writing to Edward C. Wynn, Third Secretary of the American Embassy at Tokio, to see if he can interest the Tokio police or post office in try- ing to find him. You know I always thought this Jap was an Irishman, because Gil- bert called him "MacNAma,ra." If he doesn't come back I would like to offer myself for this job as a candidate, and I fancy after a little training I can buttle up to • • lyi r f AO • _ 2 - ti, $2500 a year; that is, if you let me carry the key of the wine cellar where you keep that last bottle of Perfection, and always advise me at least twenty minutes before dinner is on the table about the guests you have asked and forgotten to speak about; and further if you promise not to leave in the middle of the dinner saying that you are just going upstairs to gat a cigar and then go to sleep and forget to come back and finish your beef stew. Haven' t you got a snapshot or some sort of a picture of this Jap that I can send over with the letter, for you know as well as I do that it is like looking for a�_njgger porter by the name of George who used to work for the Pullman Palace Car C many somewhere to try to find a Jap in Tokio when you haven't even got his name right and don't even know that he lives in Tokio. Cheer up, old thing, maybe you oan gat a little closer focus on this particular Eighth Wonder of the ;':orld and you bet I'll be glad to help you pin both his shoulders to the mat. It has been as cold as the gleam in your eyes when somebody asks you for money these days, in this neck of the woods for the last week, and I have longed for the flesh-pots of Miamiland many a time. I am running a story on the Aquarium in the January number with a series of colored fish pictures, and have given you all the free advertising I think the freight will stand. Glad you had a line from Weary and I'll probably lose my well earned home down there when this fellow cuts loose a line of soiled harmonies at your head; but anyhow Mr. Fart of the Miami Herald likes me and that's something. Come on through with whatever dope you can give me on the Jap, and I'll do the best I can as usual. j Si c: i. ours, L/B 4